As I write on the eve of the Second Civil War, the Left launches a weapon of mass distraction all its own–wit. If news of the Second Civil War has not yet touched your lands, it is news you will welcome.
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has put together an Info Wars video of selected soundbites, brilliant selections taken completely out of context from any source including The Atlantic and The New Yorker as proof that the war will commence on the Fourth of July.
Yes, tomorrow, the 242nddeclaration of America’s independence. That 4th.
Who knew? Not many until the #SecondCivilWarLetters. They are believable and offer the best in us.
You don’t have to miss a battle. All American 4thof July celebrations are accepted automatically. Pick your battle and tweet/post for history; maybe some of your words will appear in the next Info Wars conspiracy theory. So much is possible.
#SecondCivilWarLetters, where wit decides who America is.
Bring your cats, hot dogs, and avocados. Uber is drafting all available drivers. America wants you.
More than a sunshine patriot,